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The Confederacy of Majestic Rhino

“Arriba”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: United Federation of the Balkans

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Majestic Rhino

Population4.73 billion

CapitalSpike
LeaderAlbino Rhino
FaithRhinoism

CurrencyIvory
AnimalRHINO

The Confederacy of Majestic Rhino is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Albino Rhino with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical, devout population of 4.73 billion Majestic Rhinoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spike. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.

The Majestic Rhinoan economy, worth 305 trillion Ivories a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,681 Ivories, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The dartboard at the Majestic Rhinoan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Albino Rhino's face, billions of Ivories are being poured into a space program, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Majestic Rhino's national animal is the RHINO, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rhinoism.

Majestic Rhino is ranked 211,018th in the world and 1st in United Federation of the Balkans for Most Secular, with 8.11 Atheism Rate.

Top
5%
Most Devout: 9,131stTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,817thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,359thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,483rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, billions of Ivories are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, the dartboard at the Majestic Rhinoan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Albino Rhino's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Majestic Rhino, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.

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