Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary
Location: The Lexicon
Population | 22.222 billion |
Capital | Major Cadman City |
Leader | Major Gerald Cadman |
Faith | Cowardice |
Currency | pound |
Animal | donkey |
The Kingdom of Major Cadman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Major Gerald Cadman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.222 billion Cadmanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Major Cadman City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.
The all-consuming Major Cadmanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 102,350 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 927,243 per year while the poor average 1,331, a ratio of 696 to 1.
Citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, Major Gerald Cadman's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Major Cadman's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cowardice.
Major Cadman is ranked 180,572nd in the world and 19th in The Lexicon for Most Stationary, with 76.3683191798 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Major Cadman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Major Cadman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Major Cadman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Major Cadman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Major Cadman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Major Cadman's influence in The Lexicon rose from "Minnow" to "Auxiliary".
- : Major Cadman relocated from Balder to The Lexicon.
- : Major Cadman was refounded in Balder.
- : Major Cadman ceased to exist in The Lexicon.
- : Major Cadman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.