The Republic of Major Tim is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 914 million Major Timians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Major Timian economy, worth 37.4 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,952 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Major Tim's national animal is the falcon.

Major Tim is ranked 279,098^th in the world and 1^st in The International Space Station for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.