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The Jazzy Protectorate of Makdon

“Curiosity killed the cat, but I was a suspect” Sakamoto

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Lazarus

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Makdon

Population2.055 billion

CapitalMakDonald's
LeaderSakamoto
Faithtentacles

Currencyblood of your firstborn
Animalkangaroo

The Jazzy Protectorate of Makdon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sakamoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.055 billion Degenerateses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MakDonald's. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The powerhouse Makdonian economy, worth 208 trillion blood of your firstborns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 101,571 blood of your firstborns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,125 per year while the poor average 26,150, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Makdon's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is tentacles.

Makdon is ranked 36,706th in the world and 1,482nd in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,589.66 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,816thHighest Crime Rates: 2,980thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,555thMost Armed: 5,964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,477thMost Influential: 6,737thLargest Mining Sector: 7,039thLargest Retail Industry: 7,542ndFattest Citizens: 7,798thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,174thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,499thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,738thMost Avoided: 11,158thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,787thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,193rdNudest: 13,242ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,337thRudest Citizens: 15,010th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 149th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 173rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 194th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 198th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 315th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 369th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 384th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 392nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 394th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 422nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 438th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 519th in the regionNudest: 522nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 528th in the region

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