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The Empire of Make-Burma-Great

“Burma Number #1”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population780 million

CapitalPromulgation of political Jargon

CurrencyBurmese Rice Grain

The Empire of Make-Burma-Great is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 780 million Make-Burma-Greatians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Promulgation of political Jargon. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Make-Burma-Greatian economy, worth 68.5 trillion Burmese Rice Grains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,763 Burmese Rice Grains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Make-Burma-Great's national animal is the Pandas, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Make-Burma-Great is ranked 57,528th in the world and 2,655th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 152 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,369thTop
Most Influential: 3,330thTop
Safest: 10,595thLargest Retail Industry: 12,776th
Safest: 572nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 634th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 118 » El Fiji Grande, Alunya, Corfad, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Fayyayid, The Rhein States, Black Templares, Territorio di Nessuno, Jasminlandia, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Egalico, PlanetPunk, Sunto, North Bratislava, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Tappan Hills, Acrabinnia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Sea Ghost, Siwale, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Zemnaya Svoboda, Omnistria, Sil Dorsett, Napnomadia, Buckerino, Steampunk Ariel, Saturns Edge, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Lunallian, Shadowrik, Plangainer, Ibiscaton, General COE, Unimaginable Doom, Guslantis, United Draconia, Yaorozu, Federation Terra Australis, Spartoptia, Frances Francis the First of France, Novare Res, and 68 others.Maott, Steraz, Sheldanada, Ejhsa, Wineclaw, Guer Aike, Unsophisticate, New Pruessen, Kasazzastan, Selfgradatude, Q w e r t y, Dreadton, Haor Chall, Liberum Mundi, Valhalla123, Apetopia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, Torakuen, The United States of Romania, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, New Bremerton, Holy Oranz, Pasargad, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Moubarakistan, Niradans, Joodey, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Amauri, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, Test for a new hope, Conservadoria, Elder Realms, North Altatude, The Black Cathedral, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Loli County, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Justanistan, Eriadni, Makersaulache, Wilkshire, Ecronentia, Kobagia, Abject Ludicrosity, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Bearical, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Vincone Cae, Runeda, Alsace and Lorraine United, Daiz, Princely Irbis, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, and Lindsaystan.

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