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The Republic of Malanasia

“The world capital for arson-related deaths!”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Confederacy of Allied States



Population14.911 billion



The Republic of Malanasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.911 billion Malanasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and International Aid are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swildie. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Malanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,805 trillion ounces a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 255,195 ounces, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,835,757 per year while the poor average 11,426, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Malanasia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malanasia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is freethought.

Malanasia is ranked 272nd in the world and 1st in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Avoided, scoring 2,477.03 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Rudest Citizens: 93rdHighest Crime Rates: 125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 137thLargest Gambling Industry: 162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 172ndMost Armed: 178thFattest Citizens: 225thMost Avoided: 272ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 423rdLargest Retail Industry: 450thMost Rebellious Youth: 521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 730thMost Pro-Market: 787thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 856thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 920thHighest Disposable Incomes: 968thHighest Drug Use: 1,308thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,313thMost Extreme: 1,331stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,504thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,625thMost Politically Free: 1,683rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,795thHighest Economic Output: 2,657thHighest Average Incomes: 3,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,229thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,347thTop
Nudest: 9,017thLargest Black Market: 11,351stLargest Populations: 12,077thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,842ndMost Secular: 16,905thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,998th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Malanasia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Malanasia created a custom banner.
  • : Malanasia created a custom banner.
  • : Malanasia created a custom banner.
  • : Malanasia relocated from Europe to Confederacy of Allied States.
  • : Malanasia relocated from Confederacy of Allied States to Europe.
  • : Following new legislation in Malanasia, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Malanasia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.


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