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The Badger Enclave of Malashaan Colony

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Europeia

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Malashaan Colony

Population27.136 billion

CapitalMalastadt
LeaderHello Kitty

CurrencyMark
AnimalBadger

The Badger Enclave of Malashaan Colony is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hello Kitty with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.136 billion Malasheens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malastadt. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malashaan Colonyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,879 trillion Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,129 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, Hello Kitty's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown. Malashaan Colony's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malashaan Colony is ranked 147,562nd in the world and 319th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 172.2782925196 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,796thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,579thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,590thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,762ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,090thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,262ndMost Influential: 5,636thLargest Populations: 6,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,164thMost Developed: 6,951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,160thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,705thHighest Economic Output: 7,705thSmartest Citizens: 9,007thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,663rdMost Pacifist: 10,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,519thBest Weather: 12,297thMost Cultured: 12,577thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,818thHighest Food Quality: 16,654thLargest Governments: 17,219thSafest: 17,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,920thNicest Citizens: 19,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,815thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,452ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,260thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,310thMost Secular: 28,233rd
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Most Influential: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 60th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionNudest: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 96th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 118th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 134th in the region

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