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The Federal Republic of Malayas

“Live life without limits.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus

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Malayas

Population7.817 billion

CapitalLanima City
LeaderJedd Malillin

CurrencyMalayan Peso
AnimalRare Malayan Alligator

The Federal Republic of Malayas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jedd Malillin with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.817 billion Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanima City. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Malaya economy, worth a remarkable 1,812 trillion Malayan Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 231,881 Malayan Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

College-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Malayas's national animal is the Rare Malayan Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malayas is ranked 14,572nd in the world and 687th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,381.52 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 400thMost Rebellious Youth: 478thLargest Retail Industry: 1,118thMost Cultured: 1,373rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,401stMost Inclusive: 1,409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,495thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,006thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,411thSmartest Citizens: 2,603rdMost Influential: 2,660thMost Efficient Economies: 2,738thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,000thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,088thHighest Average Incomes: 3,684thMost Developed: 4,302ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,494thLargest Black Market: 6,666thHighest Economic Output: 7,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,961stNudest: 8,027thTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 8,837thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,001stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,089thMost Secular: 11,734thLargest Governments: 12,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,275thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,042ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,079thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,543rd
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1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionTop
5%
Most Influential: 72nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 169th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 189th in the regionMost Developed: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 261st in the regionMost Stationary: 306th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 313th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 332nd in the regionNudest: 350th in the regionTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionLargest Black Market: 417th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 423rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 477th in the regionMost Pacifist: 490th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 519th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 538th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 652nd in the regionMost Secular: 667th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 687th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 689th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malayas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Malayas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Malayas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayas, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Malayas was endorsed by The Questionable Existence of Your Imaginary Friend.
  • : Malayas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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