The Republic of Malayn is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.345 billion Malaynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marlin. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malaynian economy, worth 195 trillion Malans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,326 Malans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malayn's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malayn is ranked 68,987^th in the world and 587^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,231.21 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.