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The Republic of Malayn

“Security, Safety, Justice,Peace” Leader

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands

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Malayn

Population1.345 billion

CapitalMarlin

CurrencyMalan
Animalorca

The Republic of Malayn is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.345 billion Malaynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marlin. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malaynian economy, worth 195 trillion Malans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,326 Malans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malayn's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malayn is ranked 68,987th in the world and 587th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,231.21 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Top
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,819thMost Influential: 4,481stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,663rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,448thMost Pacifist: 5,622ndSafest: 6,099thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,576thNicest Citizens: 6,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,895thMost Inclusive: 7,496thMost Developed: 8,140thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,616thHighest Food Quality: 8,997thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,749thSmartest Citizens: 10,107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,354thBest Weather: 10,433rdMost Secular: 11,518thLowest Crime Rates: 12,166thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,314thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,098thMost Efficient Economies: 15,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,986thLargest Governments: 16,609thHighest Average Incomes: 16,824thMost Cultured: 16,998thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,379thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,991stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,831stHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,894th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 43rd in the regionTop
10%
Safest: 109th in the regionMost Pacifist: 109th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 112th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 127th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.
  • : Malayn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Malayn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.

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