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The State of Malgetaec

“There is no LOGIC to FAITH”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 0000



Population22.226 billion

Leaderthe Governor


The State of Malgetaec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.226 billion Malgetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Malgetaecian economy, worth 834 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 37,531 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,165 per year while the poor average 2,016, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, military funding has been stripped back, Malgetaec has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Malgetaec in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malgetaec's national animal is the deer.

Malgetaec is ranked 63,391st in the world and 133rd in 0000 for Smartest Citizens, with 38.53 quips per hour.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6thHighest Drug Use: 9thMost Pro-Market: 9thMost Politically Free: 12thMost Extreme: 539thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,875thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 4,530thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,993rdLargest Populations: 7,677thNudest: 8,168thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,370thRudest Citizens: 8,426thMost Avoided: 9,297thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,450thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,813thTop
Most Armed: 13,658thFattest Citizens: 15,482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,140th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the region

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