The Republic of Malicious Brothers is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.132 billion Malicious Brothersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Malicious Brothersian economy, worth 156 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 37,759 rubledollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,363 per year while the poor average 2,367, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Malicious Brothers's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Malicious Brothers is ranked 207,592^nd in the world and 3,091^st in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.