The Federation of Mallasvesi Lake is a massive, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.152 billion Mallasvesi Lakeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mallasvesi Lakean economy, worth 71.4 trillion gambles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,986 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, there's more pink stuff on sale these days, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallasvesi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mallasvesi Lake is ranked 51,907^th in the world and 34^th in Lakes in Finland for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,134.85 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.