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The Comunidad Independiente of Mallor

“Es tiempo del amor”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Europe

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Mallor

Population898 million

CurrencyMallorese Peso
AnimalDugong

The Comunidad Independiente of Mallor is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 898 million Mallorese are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorian economy, worth 100 trillion Mallorese Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 112,006 Mallorese Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Mallor, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mallor's national animal is the Dugong, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mallor is ranked 227,496th in the world and 790th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 9.02 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 205thMost Influential: 1,559thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,520thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5,027thLargest Retail Industry: 9,133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,841stMost Pacifist: 13,200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,472ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,752ndHighest Food Quality: 20,105thSafest: 22,384thMost Developed: 23,532ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,827thMost Secular: 24,954thBest Weather: 26,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 28,114thNicest Citizens: 29,364thSmartest Citizens: 30,657th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 96th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 107th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 310 » Leblancroux, Parsininsa, Agausia, Raghallaigh, Outer Sparta, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Coque Borie Lethawik, Liberepublia, Meropis, The New Nordic Union, Western Balkania, Elisabethshagen, Quincy, Saarenmaa, Ouidland, Invernessia, Wiener-Neustadt, Gdansk, Vurk, New Vardarland, Foudina, Agartia, Maritzal, Thracia Republic, Europe a Nation, Ortigia, Nardin, Thracia and Crimea, Kronverg, The Sigometh Dynasty, Weltbeherrschung, Skalliad, Crucia, Rary, The Full Moon, Armbruster, Regnum Italiae, Istastioner, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Spami, Ostermarch, Slavonia and Srijem, Northern German Federation, St Scarlett, X Country, Imperium Anglorum, Someseni, Iquerian, The Huge Golden Empire, Vulonia, and 260 others.Calicov, The AbelLandia, Soveriegn, Communist-Denmark, Wamia, Dakea, Umeria, Neurks Boodal, Northern Socialist States, Edelsteinen, Yahlia, Cambany, Granevia, The Eternal Ascendancy, Goudystan, Dauershire, Brakanistan, New Frangland, Great Schwanien, Burvenchkaht, Epistimi Evimeria, Alharatz, Gorzi, Agatep, Namsan, Chronus, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, Salarnsia, Superior Saxonia, CSB SA Union, Yourope, Etnon, Costa Primera, Achanisia, Wombelland, Nea Europa, HELLLLL, Rome Ruzalls, Apocalypse Borg, Astaraion, Sirius 2b, Balcem, Bareu, The Atlantian Republic, Flejan, Pioneer Pool, Troyes islands, Saint Von Artemis, Basque Dominion, Zaarie, Bastile, Krinenia, Irminsulia, Kardjali, The Champions League, Ferranghia, The Scandinavian Realm, United Communes of Chile, Toinetopia, Newex Nov Can, Tax Haven Islands, Puerto Thelosia, Zaznia, Spruce, Grestovia, Psikuta, Ahuusa, Leiningerland, Detek Lunesta Qok, Dipretorian, Karnea, North of Americas, Katuris, Alsidia, Dark Matter, Germaniej, German Tyrane, LeikANsTo, Pinenses, Iceagea, The Seven Provinces, Lieges, Maanenland, Konzhov, Southern Whateverlandia, Scivonia, Niemence, The Konderland, Nova Espana, Super Happy Land, Jaslo, Greater Tiberia, Kazdestan, Heritagela, Falvaard, Scytharum, Leranditale, Kallvetzia, The Asten Islands, Foredeland, Bialopolska, Berlin and Hanover, Slavinorika, Arsenial, Walfo, Caliarizomex, The New Palaces, Myanerus, Wyndland, Southern Inter-pret, The finlands heavy dictators, South St Maarten, Konewa, Entians, Jahass, Koseowonn, Sax, The States of Texas and Arkansas, UGBK, Cot Deviet, Woodlands, Sicheslav, New Vorarlberg, Kebabian States, Zanthamun, East Ase Palmars, Durlia, Larefo, Younizia, Mynox, Hankhank, Alpine Lands, Amicities, Chicks, Ombran, Malevolodonia, Ivernia, Kluz, MagyaRomania, Antrantica, Alsted, New Eestiball, Setian Savanna, Gildori, Sorocamirim, Soleilland, Savinecross, Denyssia, Francoguese, Great Whiteland, Greater Bahland, Leszno, Nieuw Belgium, Zepstovia, DeNorSweLand, Croatia-Bosnia-Slovenia, Vaugarde, Soclania, Free Canadian Republic, Carbon Capture, Reiserland, Eirrige, Ludvikholm, Iles Vierges, Corynth, Caldea, Belius, British Gambia, The Tyrrhenian Sea, Younglandia, Fenian Provinces, Abalucia, Galychia, Adsuri, Wu-wei, Norfania, Canturk, Amestny, Queroquestan, Le Aurelia, Destyntine, Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics, Ray Tral, Vandila, National Federation, Repubblica Italia Il Bel Paese, Slavsko, Dizgovzy, Minnesotaa, Aurgiot, Delphico, Catis, Kkorea, Slovak communes, Vandresia, Assyrian socialist government, Daitschlund, Name 0 WA Account, Franschis, Pacronesia, Alacritus, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Sanacjonista Polska, Eistalia, New Kowloon Bay, Iskalland, Grego, Espanja, Pilipinas and Malaya, Lischitz, Verlian, Ukrainida, Lusitnia, Xylaria, Caparica, Zaphorhiziya, Potatopelago, West Vienna, Nordharz, Stumphosse Res, The Democratic Union of Botswana, Opiachus WA Mission, -Supev-, Aroale, The TriCity, Lekamen, Senagire, Curtoba, Holy Ohrid, Mally Piznoopia, MY Holiness, Paidousistan, Palitiama, Northern Wal Hetericands, Karsolovi, Onereece, Carconia, Umivo, Agrimenia, Ottterland, The Merinos, The Free States of Rome, Ilurianempire, BEEG YOSHI, Bing Boingia, Trixeland, Convergency, Eretret, Providence-Saint George, Litalia Vala, Mollow, Sarcie, Fersania, Union of Rossiya, Salvora Montalvo, Beaternavia, Weener, Danjuka, and Franchela.

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