by Max Barry

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Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Please do not raid me


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Mallorea and Riva

Population21.396 billion

CapitalMal Zeth


The HAVEN't they learnt their lesson about trusting this circling shark of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.396 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 4,736 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 221,380 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 730,773 per year while the poor average 50,174, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Mallorea and Rivan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, disputed territories across Please do not raid me are being claimed by Mallorea and Rivan college students, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 20,166th in the world and 1st in Please do not raid me for Most Patriotic, with 34.31 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 655thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,002ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,049thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,125thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,218thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,321stHighest Crime Rates: 1,610thMost Avoided: 1,641stFattest Citizens: 1,670thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,705thMost Armed: 1,899thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,902ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,233rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,768thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,546thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,573rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,837thLargest Mining Sector: 4,642ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,597thHighest Average Incomes: 5,604thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,208thLargest Populations: 8,127thLargest Retail Industry: 8,468thNudest: 11,817thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,903rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,769thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,667thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,901stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,588thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,021stMost Secular: 18,179thMost Patriotic: 20,166thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,489thLargest Black Market: 22,768thSmartest Citizens: 25,087th

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