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The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia

“Wisdom - Courage - Justice - Temperance”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Europe

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Mally Piznoopia

Population6.063 billion

CapitalAlexandria
LeaderZeno of Citium
FaithStoicism

CurrencyPizn
AnimalGreat Blue Heron

The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.063 billion freethinkers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Pizns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,370 Pizns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Alexandria Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.

Mally Piznoopia is ranked 307,369th in the world and 1,482nd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 2.76 Obesity Rate.

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Most Influential: 352ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,182ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,933rdMost Developed: 1,972ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,000thHealthiest Citizens: 2,165thSmartest Citizens: 2,321stMost Efficient Economies: 2,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,517thMost Secular: 3,024thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,575thRudest Citizens: 4,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,186thLargest Governments: 4,560thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,664thMost Cultured: 4,939thMost Inclusive: 5,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,749thBest Weather: 5,915thHighest Average Incomes: 6,517thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,710thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,139thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,338thLowest Crime Rates: 9,979thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,262ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,702ndNicest Citizens: 12,866thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,280thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,441stHighest Economic Output: 21,361stSafest: 22,393rdMost Patriotic: 23,907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,745th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 84th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 103rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 111th in the regionMost Inclusive: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 125th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 147th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 220 » Leblancroux, Skalliad, The Sigometh Dynasty, Ortigia, New Eestiball, Kkorea, Communist-Denmark, Estellan, New Vardarland, Bareu, Regnum Italiae, Western Balkania, Thracia and Crimea, Rary, Caparica, Foudina, Umeria, Cambany, DeNorSweLand, Granevia, Outer Sparta, Raghallaigh, The New Nordic Union, Karnea, Basque Dominion, Meropis, Wombelland, Wiener-Neustadt, Calicov, Northern Socialist States, Bastile, United Communes of Chile, The AbelLandia, The Asten Islands, Saarenmaa, MY Holiness, Leviggo, Invernessia, Agartia, Paidousistan, Younglandia, Kronverg, Armbruster, The Champions League, Weltbeherrschung, Kardjali, Northern German Federation, Irminsulia, -floptropica-, Falvaard, and 170 others.Elisabethshagen, Nea Europa, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Opiachus WA Mission, Someseni, Etnon, Lieges, Gildori, Malevolodonia, Norfania, Westeri, Walfo, Amestny, Repubblica Italia Il Bel Paese, Alacritus, Senagire, Newfound Saint Oliver, The Western European Commonwealth, Yahlia, Cot Deviet, Carbon Capture, Curtoba, Dauershire, Falsificado Alicante, Mavorgon, Assyrian socialist government, Iceagea, Queroquestan, Shenny, Paldea, Leiningerland, CSB SA Union, Slavsko, Thracia Republic, Nordharz, Ventelia, Adsuri, British Alban, Great Whiteland, Iskalland, Golshingo, Arsenial, The TriCity, Brakanistan, Chronus, Greater Bahland, Statte, Slovak communes, Soclania, -Supev-, Younizia, Dark Matter, Ivernia, Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics, Agausia, Jahass, Lekamen, St Scarlett, Bing Boingia, Puerto Thelosia, New Kowloon Bay, Aurgiot, Sloventa, Sorocamirim, Bialopolska, Nardin, New Frangland, Skorpiie, Southern Inter-pret, Canturk, Ukrainida, Pearl Gateway, Prussia and Germany, Corynth, Quincy, The Atlantian Republic, Stand USA, Alharatz, Potatopelago, Heritagela, BEEG YOSHI, The New Palaces, Yourope, X Country, Vulonia, Slavonia and Srijem, The Full Moon, Costa Dewna, Vurk, Convilla, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, Salarnsia, The Konderland, The Free States of Rome, Southern Whateverlandia, Scivonia, Super Happy Land, Foredeland, Namsan, Konewa, Kallvetzia, Spruce, Vandila, The Huge Golden Empire, Sanacjonista Polska, Spami, Leszno, Toinetopia, Sicheslav, Alsidia, Ray Tral, Orctavia, Astaraion, Woodlands, Parsininsa, Eistalia, Epistimi Evimeria, Grestovia, Mollow, Askira, Troyes islands, Nova Espana, Gorzi, North of Americas, Coque Borie Lethawik, MagyaRomania, Koseowonn, Reiserland, Katuris, Liberalialand, Umivo, Mallor, Greater Tiberia, Germaniej, Liandrostan, Nocciola, Pinenses, Ouidland, Ottterland, Belius, Galychia, Alpine Lands, Faack, Kebabian States, Quaxoglia, Kluz, Sirius 2b, Verlian, Pantoslavia, Scytharum, Providence-Saint George, Litalia Vala, Butam, Carconia, Weener, Yun Tan, Mynox, Vaugarde, Lumiarae, Wrussland, Creostan, Durlia, Free Canadian Republic, Caliarizomex, Danjuka, Union of Rossiya, Sarcie, Niemence, Sax, and East Ase Palmars.

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