Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Europe
Population | 6.063 billion |
Capital | Alexandria |
Leader | Zeno of Citium |
Faith | Stoicism |
Currency | Pizn |
Animal | Great Blue Heron |
The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.063 billion freethinkers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Pizns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 236,370 Pizns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
It's best not to ask what goes into Alexandria Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.
Mally Piznoopia is ranked 307,369th in the world and 1,482nd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 2.76 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by The Empire of East Ase Palmars.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sax.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by The Yellow Loving Monarchy of Niemence.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by The Conifer States of Sarcie.
- : Mally Piznoopia was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya, killing 67 million zombies.
- : Mally Piznoopia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya, curing 8 million infected.
- : Mally Piznoopia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya, curing 6 million infected.
- : Mally Piznoopia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya, curing 4 million infected.
- : Mally Piznoopia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya, curing 8 million infected.
- : Mally Piznoopia was endorsed by The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 220 » Leblancroux, Skalliad, The Sigometh Dynasty, Ortigia, New Eestiball, Kkorea, Communist-Denmark, Estellan, New Vardarland, Bareu, Regnum Italiae, Western Balkania, Thracia and Crimea, Rary, Caparica, Foudina, Umeria, Cambany, DeNorSweLand, Granevia, Outer Sparta, Raghallaigh, The New Nordic Union, Karnea, Basque Dominion, Meropis, Wombelland, Wiener-Neustadt, Calicov, Northern Socialist States, Bastile, United Communes of Chile, The AbelLandia, The Asten Islands, Saarenmaa, MY Holiness, Leviggo, Invernessia, Agartia, Paidousistan, Younglandia, Kronverg, Armbruster, The Champions League, Weltbeherrschung, Kardjali, Northern German Federation, Irminsulia, -floptropica-, Falvaard, and 170 others.Elisabethshagen, Nea Europa, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Opiachus WA Mission, Someseni, Etnon, Lieges, Gildori, Malevolodonia, Norfania, Westeri, Walfo, Amestny, Repubblica Italia Il Bel Paese, Alacritus, Senagire, Newfound Saint Oliver, The Western European Commonwealth, Yahlia, Cot Deviet, Carbon Capture, Curtoba, Dauershire, Falsificado Alicante, Mavorgon, Assyrian socialist government, Iceagea, Queroquestan, Shenny, Paldea, Leiningerland, CSB SA Union, Slavsko, Thracia Republic, Nordharz, Ventelia, Adsuri, British Alban, Great Whiteland, Iskalland, Golshingo, Arsenial, The TriCity, Brakanistan, Chronus, Greater Bahland, Statte, Slovak communes, Soclania, -Supev-, Younizia, Dark Matter, Ivernia, Union of Eurasian Socialst Republics, Agausia, Jahass, Lekamen, St Scarlett, Bing Boingia, Puerto Thelosia, New Kowloon Bay, Aurgiot, Sloventa, Sorocamirim, Bialopolska, Nardin, New Frangland, Skorpiie, Southern Inter-pret, Canturk, Ukrainida, Pearl Gateway, Prussia and Germany, Corynth, Quincy, The Atlantian Republic, Stand USA, Alharatz, Potatopelago, Heritagela, BEEG YOSHI, The New Palaces, Yourope, X Country, Vulonia, Slavonia and Srijem, The Full Moon, Costa Dewna, Vurk, Convilla, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, Salarnsia, The Konderland, The Free States of Rome, Southern Whateverlandia, Scivonia, Super Happy Land, Foredeland, Namsan, Konewa, Kallvetzia, Spruce, Vandila, The Huge Golden Empire, Sanacjonista Polska, Spami, Leszno, Toinetopia, Sicheslav, Alsidia, Ray Tral, Orctavia, Astaraion, Woodlands, Parsininsa, Eistalia, Epistimi Evimeria, Grestovia, Mollow, Askira, Troyes islands, Nova Espana, Gorzi, North of Americas, Coque Borie Lethawik, MagyaRomania, Koseowonn, Reiserland, Katuris, Liberalialand, Umivo, Mallor, Greater Tiberia, Germaniej, Liandrostan, Nocciola, Pinenses, Ouidland, Ottterland, Belius, Galychia, Alpine Lands, Faack, Kebabian States, Quaxoglia, Kluz, Sirius 2b, Verlian, Pantoslavia, Scytharum, Providence-Saint George, Litalia Vala, Butam, Carconia, Weener, Yun Tan, Mynox, Vaugarde, Lumiarae, Wrussland, Creostan, Durlia, Free Canadian Republic, Caliarizomex, Danjuka, Union of Rossiya, Sarcie, Niemence, Sax, and East Ase Palmars.