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The Free Republic of Malomae

“[insert overused stupid joke right here] 😛” MCkensie King III

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.192 billion

LeaderMCkensie King III

CurrencyTraded good

The Free Republic of Malomae is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by MCkensie King III with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.192 billion Malomaeas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turuntu. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malomaean economy, worth 242 trillion Traded goods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,582 Traded goods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Malomae's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Malomae' is a smash hit, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malomae's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Atheism.

Malomae is ranked 176,260th in the world and 8,223rd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,231stMost Influential: 1,521stTop
Highest Drug Use: 4,934thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,018thNicest Citizens: 7,924thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,098thMost Inclusive: 8,344thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,043rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12,336thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,112thMost Developed: 15,623rdBest Weather: 15,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,991stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,044thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,702ndSmartest Citizens: 17,931stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,343rdMost Secular: 18,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,786thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,280th
Highest Drug Use: 92nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 438th in the regionNicest Citizens: 441st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 456th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 489th in the regionMost Inclusive: 501st in the regionMost Influential: 614th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 693rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 698th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 778th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 798th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802nd in the regionBest Weather: 822nd in the regionMost Developed: 836th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 846th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 910th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 910th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malomae was endorsed by The Allied States of Therizia.
  • : Malomae was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dechire par la Guerre.
  • : Malomae was endorsed by The Kingdom of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Malomae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Malomae, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in Malomae, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Malomae, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Malomae' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Malomae, Malomae's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Malomae, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Malomae was endorsed by The Federation of U S Eh.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Shibutani, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Valentine Z, Pazair, Yaorozu, Orado, El Fiji Grande, Ethnon, Shadowrik, Cobleck Weleis, Dreadton, McMasterdonia, Sundred, Palgo, Dar es Saalam, Interdimensional Zone, Koda-Land, Wineclaw, Zumlandia, Empy, Seenvorland, Holy Oranz, 1 very fast endotarter, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Abject Ludicrosity, The Iron Lions, North Bratislava, Fendlium, Loutsland, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Dabarastan, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Lungha, Kasazzastan, Valhalla123, Selfgradatude, Loli County, Glurponia, Hamerica, and 116 others.Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Pallaith, Wilkshire, Praeceps, United Kahndaq, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Sunto, Noahs Second Country, Vincone Cae, Universal State Formula, Zyvetskistaahn, Woodsend, Newpromisedland, Xagill, The Stratosphere Islands, Wit Noreis, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Runeda, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Omnistria, Malta Comino Gozo, The Lancerian Empire, Crader, Clan Spaniel, Diodone, Ihese, Xentherida, The World Capitalist Confederation, Plangainer, SORT, New Lakemba, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, Varola, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Solskjar, Hyphen, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Serendipita Martia, Zeternia, Astronomical, Solimun, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, PotatoFarmers, Frostcell, PortvgaI, Sikol, Saperisole, Fluffy Noodles, True Equality For All, Zzozona, Timothea, Sea Ghost, Hoglands, Plutayah, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, AngrYCaRameL, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Asoc lon, The Calabash Protectorate, Yalgora, Kocherian, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, Smesh, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Eywaan, Highton Islands, Borsukia, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, New Jamgra, Joodey, Madjack, Eschatosia, Xipher, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Andexia, Xyrron, Principia Mathematica, Innocentic, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Dechire par la Guerre, and Therizia.

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