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The Grounded Republic of Malonereich

“Birds shouldn't fly. They aren't aeroplanes.” Bob Emuke

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population1.658 billion

CapitalNew Emu City
LeaderBob Emuke
FaithTolkien's Works


The Grounded Republic of Malonereich is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Emuke with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.658 billion Malonereichians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Emu City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Malonereichian economy, worth 178 trillion Dankorts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,732 Dankorts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Bob Emuke's majority, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malonereich's national animal is the Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tolkien's Works.

Malonereich is ranked 9,471st in the world and 283rd in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 27,111.37 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 220thMost Influential: 731stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,901stMost Pacifist: 2,989thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,054thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,202ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,259thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,336thSafest: 4,353rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,494thNicest Citizens: 5,939thMost Secular: 6,095thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,257thMost Inclusive: 7,301stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,529thBest Weather: 8,877thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,201stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,283rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,471stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,516thHealthiest Citizens: 12,129thLowest Crime Rates: 12,279thSmartest Citizens: 13,424thMost Income Equality: 14,281stLargest Governments: 14,944thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,094th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 112th in the regionSafest: 134th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 137th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 157th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 188th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionNicest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Secular: 228th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 241st in the regionMost Inclusive: 246th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 263rd in the regionBest Weather: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 283rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 294th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 319th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 322nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 336th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 337th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 342nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 397th in the regionLargest Governments: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 471st in the regionMost Cultured: 538th in the regionMost Developed: 564th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 617th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 632nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 662nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 696th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 723rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 739th in the regionMost Income Equality: 741st in the region

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