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The Republic of Malonhao

“Honour, Loyalty and Respect”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Alvaria



Population3.932 billion

CapitalBlack Rock
LeaderJoshua Malonhao


The Republic of Malonhao is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joshua Malonhao with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.932 billion Malonhaoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Rock. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malonhaoan economy, worth 477 trillion Kurpeeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,357 Kurpeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malonhao's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malonhao is ranked 7,668th in the world and 4th in Alvaria for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.86 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Best Weather: 3,285thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,346thNicest Citizens: 4,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,886thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,319thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,925thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,235thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,699thMost Inclusive: 7,060thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,114thTop
Most Developed: 7,627thHealthiest Citizens: 7,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,378thLowest Crime Rates: 9,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,129thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,250thMost Cultured: 10,489thLargest Governments: 10,713thMost Pacifist: 12,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,898thSmartest Citizens: 14,249thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,341st
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the region

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