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The Awesomly Awesome Collective of Malororia

“Never Give Up, Never get Malaria”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus

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Malororia

Population19.993 billion

CapitalLa Ciudad Malororia
LeaderMalor Malakai
FaithVaccination Research

CurrencyTwice Reformed Maloric
AnimalAmoeba

The Awesomly Awesome Collective of Malororia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Malor Malakai with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.993 billion Malororians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Ciudad Malororia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient malororia economy, worth an astonishing 15,303 trillion Twice Reformed Malorics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 765,443 Twice Reformed Malorics, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pedants defending Malor Malakai observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malororia's national animal is the Amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vaccination Research.

Malororia is ranked 21,162nd in the world and 309th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,561.05484814648 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 72ndLargest Black Market: 82ndMost Corrupt Governments: 91stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128thLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 169thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171stMost Patriotic: 180thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 226thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 289thHighest Economic Output: 304thLargest Governments: 331stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 335thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 379thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 419thMost Secular: 422ndLowest Crime Rates: 465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 647thMost Advanced Public Education: 690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 794thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 799thMost Advanced Public Transport: 819thSmartest Citizens: 865thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,188thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,217thMost Efficient Economies: 1,241stLargest Mining Sector: 1,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,357thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,525thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,576thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,139thLargest Retail Industry: 2,711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,754thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,164thMost Influential: 3,254thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,871stFattest Citizens: 6,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,134thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,242ndNudest: 8,884thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,294thTop
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Most Developed: 15,032ndLargest Populations: 16,543rdMost Stationary: 21,162ndMost Authoritarian: 28,525th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 127th in the regionRudest Citizens: 142nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 240th in the regionMost Stationary: 309th in the regionFattest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 317th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 319th in the regionNudest: 435th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 542nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 806th in the regionMost Developed: 954th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malororia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Malororia, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Malororia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Malororia, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Malororia, pedants defending Malor Malakai observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Malororia endorsed The Trollege of Of Memers.
  • : Malororia endorsed The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
  • : Following new legislation in Malororia, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Malororia was endorsed by The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
  • : Malororia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.

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