Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Lazarus
Population | 19.993 billion |
Capital | La Ciudad Malororia |
Leader | Malor Malakai |
Faith | Vaccination Research |
Currency | Twice Reformed Maloric |
Animal | Amoeba |
The Awesomly Awesome Collective of Malororia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Malor Malakai with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.993 billion Malororians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Ciudad Malororia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient malororia economy, worth an astonishing 15,303 trillion Twice Reformed Malorics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 765,443 Twice Reformed Malorics, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Pedants defending Malor Malakai observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malororia's national animal is the Amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vaccination Research.
Malororia is ranked 21,162nd in the world and 309th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,561.05484814648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malororia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, pedants defending Malor Malakai observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
- : Malororia endorsed The Trollege of Of Memers.
- : Malororia endorsed The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
- : Following new legislation in Malororia, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
- : Malororia was endorsed by The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
- : Malororia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 69 » Debussy, Treadwellia, Leonism, Custadia, Aigania, Axixic, Darkium, Aaecilia, Devinsburg, Burning Pants, Port Flynt, Guiness Freaks, Marcellinople, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Meat Sandwich, 1482, Auralon, Imperial Saber, The Celestial Lands, Ecchi Unlimited, Calption, Zinertia, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Xalivstonia, Cyrilla, Friaritat, The United Anglo-sphere, Fat Angel, TypoTech, Tezal, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Nova Zemlya, New Rogernomics, Business States of America, Bongrovia, Soviet Remnants, The Gelseen Hegemony, Praenestia, Snestar, The Emerald Union, Maleficenca, Darqas, Pepe Pip, Narwhalsgomoo, Steel Vagabonds, The Islands of Colwell, MilkyWay, Dhan, United Beltonia, Silver Minner, and 19 others.Wang Yao, The Sigometh Dynasty, Corydo, Neeshta, Svobodala, Saturns Edge, Yemera, Yurp, Dragomirescu, Aleckandor, Iron Alliance, The Martian Democracy, Los Pedrios, Military astriads, Salvanium, ELORA NATION, Juba, Of Memers, and Caellip Major.