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The Legendary Indio Empire of Malotihuacan

“This is a Pueblid world you Isthmid” Malotl

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Fifth Empire

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Malotihuacan

Population8.574 billion

CapitalMalotitlan
LeaderMalotl
Faiththe Cult of Malotec

Currencybean
AnimalMaloitzcuintle

The Legendary Indio Empire of Malotihuacan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Malotl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.574 billion Malotecos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malotitlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Malotec economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,256 beans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,336 per year while the poor average 32,432, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malotihuacan's national animal is the Maloitzcuintle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Malotec.

Malotihuacan is ranked 43,961st in the world and 3rd in Fifth Empire for Most Stationary, with 1,004.87837076632 days.

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Most Devout: 3,470thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,975thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,514thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,648thMost Influential: 5,700thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,125thMost Patriotic: 10,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,628thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,608thBest Weather: 12,859thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,499thTop
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Most Developed: 15,596thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,367thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,311thLargest Governments: 18,828thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,966thMost Cultured: 19,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,566thLargest Black Market: 21,281stLowest Crime Rates: 21,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,399thHighest Economic Output: 25,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,742ndHighest Average Incomes: 28,943rd
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the region

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