Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary
Location: Fifth Empire
Population | 8.574 billion |
Capital | Malotitlan |
Leader | Malotl |
Faith | the Cult of Malotec |
Currency | bean |
Animal | Maloitzcuintle |
The Legendary Indio Empire of Malotihuacan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Malotl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.574 billion Malotecos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malotitlan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Malotec economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,256 beans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,336 per year while the poor average 32,432, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.
Those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malotihuacan's national animal is the Maloitzcuintle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of Malotec.
Malotihuacan is ranked 43,961st in the world and 3rd in Fifth Empire for Most Stationary, with 1,004.87837076632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malotihuacan lodged a message on the Fifth Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Malotihuacan endorsed The Eleventh Insurrection of Zarathustra Faschisfe Militia.
- : Malotihuacan was endorsed by The Eleventh Insurrection of Zarathustra Faschisfe Militia.
- : Malotihuacan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Malotihuacan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Malotihuacan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Malotihuacan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Malotihuacan endorsed The Initiatic Hyperfascist Order of Knights of LUSITANIA.
- : Malotihuacan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Smartest Citizens.
- : Malotihuacan was endorsed by The Initiatic Hyperfascist Order of Knights of LUSITANIA.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Cartiga, Nova Romulus, Milkzorzistan, The Children of Gerizim, The Hessa Islands, Saiwana, Knights of LUSITANIA, and Zarathustra Faschisfe Militia.