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The Avid Rodent of Malphe II

“Guess I'll die-die”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Osiris

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Malphe II

Population6.09 billion

CapitalSecond Horsonopile
LeaderSecond Horsell
FaithFlemingovianism

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Avid Rodent of Malphe II is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Second Horsell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.09 billion Second Malphaes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Second Malphaen economy, worth 410 trillion Denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,329 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Malphe II is ranked 15,013th in the world and 648th in Osiris for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,827.66 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,700thMost Influential: 6,277thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,787thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,082ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,693rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,013thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,538th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 314th in the regionMost Stationary: 345th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 453rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 608th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 648th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 699th in the region

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