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The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II

“A lesser seer of acts moonlit”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Osiris

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Malphe II

Population15.231 billion

CapitalHorsonopile
LeaderHazel-Malphe
FaithCult of the Horned Rat

CurrencyNondescript Coin
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.231 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Malphaen economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 70,190 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and Desert Woodrat is one of the most popular forenames in Malphe II. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 291,491st in the world and 10,970th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 5.94 Obesity Rate.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,324thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,522ndMost Pacifist: 6,790thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,949thSafest: 8,900thNicest Citizens: 10,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,302ndBest Weather: 10,466thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,767thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,171stMost Stationary: 11,615thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,883rdMost Influential: 12,332ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,669thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,529thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,984thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,246thMost Inclusive: 17,810thHighest Food Quality: 18,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,198thHealthiest Citizens: 18,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,022ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,540thMost Income Equality: 24,725thMost Cultured: 25,998thSmartest Citizens: 26,592ndLargest Populations: 28,361st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionMost Stationary: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 187th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 359th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 373rd in the regionBest Weather: 509th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 539th in the regionSafest: 545th in the regionNicest Citizens: 557th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 558th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 583rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 667th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 676th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 786th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 797th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 799th in the regionLargest Populations: 873rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 926th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 961st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,016th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,055th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,086th in the region

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