Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Osiris
Population | 15.231 billion |
Capital | Horsonopile |
Leader | Hazel-Malphe |
Faith | Cult of the Horned Rat |
Currency | Nondescript Coin |
Animal | Desert Woodrat |
The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.231 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Malphaen economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 70,190 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and Desert Woodrat is one of the most popular forenames in Malphe II. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.
Malphe II is ranked 291,491st in the world and 10,970th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 5.94 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malphe II rejected a request from Empire of Galactoreus for an embassy with Osiris.
- : Malphe II rejected a request from Republic of Kelra for an embassy with Osiris.
- : Malphe II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Black Lucky Holy Christmas of Durmengrad Prime, infecting 27 million survivors.
- : Malphe II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Sand and Scarabs of Osiris WA Office, infecting 19 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Malphe II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Black Lucky Holy Christmas of Durmengrad Prime, infecting 33 million survivors.
- : Malphe II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Black Lucky Holy Christmas of Durmengrad Prime, infecting 33 million survivors.
- : Malphe II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Black Lucky Holy Christmas of Durmengrad Prime, infecting 40 million survivors.
- : Malphe II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Malphe II was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Disputed Territories of Trollgaard, curing 36 million infected.
- : Malphe II was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Disputed Territories of Trollgaard, curing 42 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » The Badger State, Arkadia Universalis, and Triceratop.