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The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo

“Prevail through Food, Wisdom and Liberty”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific


Malta Comino Gozo

Population6.053 billion

LeaderJoseph Muscat

AnimalSloth Bear

The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Muscat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.053 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 194,739 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Valletta. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 18,372nd in the world and 776th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,550.2 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 60thMost Influential: 149thNicest Citizens: 1,009thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,049thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,404thMost Pacifist: 1,500thTop
Best Weather: 1,720thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,971stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,706thMost Devout: 3,117thHealthiest Citizens: 3,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,147thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,241stMost Cultured: 3,396thLowest Crime Rates: 3,431stLargest Governments: 3,786thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,967thSafest: 4,015thMost Developed: 4,168thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,228thLargest Retail Industry: 5,182ndRudest Citizens: 5,331stMost Inclusive: 5,375thSmartest Citizens: 5,836thHighest Average Incomes: 6,078thMost Efficient Economies: 6,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,881stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,422ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,046thHighest Economic Output: 11,809thMost Stationary: 13,051st
Most Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 64th in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 83rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 123rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 129th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137th in the regionMost Devout: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Cultured: 173rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 173rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 194th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 197th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 219th in the regionSafest: 227th in the regionMost Developed: 239th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 255th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 258th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 296th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 298th in the regionRudest Citizens: 313th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Inclusive: 326th in the regionMost Stationary: 341st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 373rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 404th in the regionNudest: 565th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 570th in the regionLargest Populations: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malta Comino Gozo was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ponantine.
  • : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Valletta.
  • : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Malta Comino Gozo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Malta Comino Gozo was endorsed by The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
  • : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Malta Comino Gozo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Food Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Malta Comino Gozo, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 497 » Notyoutopia, Sunto, Yaorozu, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Unimaginable Doom, The Galactic Triumvirate, Neo Hungarica, Esplandia, Kelvaros Prime, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, XiOnn, American MapleStory, Venezuelia, Kubrostavsria, Plumas, Shadowrik, Koda-Land, Xentherida, Jefffliu, The Teddy, Unsophisticate, Karazan, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Dutchyland, Calamazo, Felpolandia, Camarthen, Humptalumpta, Halcon siveriano, Diodone, Tianqing, Chukstik Illahi, Amerian States, Q w e r t y, The Bureaucratic Territories, Wineclaw, Joodey, Aezus, Potatolandium, Boggovia, SORT, Palisede, Renetopia, Siwale, Guslantis, Holy Oranz, Kundam, Corfad, and 447 others.JAOECW536, Selfgradatude, Wooleystan, BrightFutures, Elevation, New Lakemba, Necromonia, Lemonbiscuits, Revolutionary Sealand, New Phyrreus, French Bananastan, Kanlidia, Sacrento, Ice and Tinian, Walter Jackson, Dicko, Hellstown, Dadastan Archipelago, Alice Gardens, Valenair, Keelut, Cloydicia, Northern Scovia, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Ainsworth, Dreylus, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Panama Coalition, Gmt2001, General COE, Kyrianian, Kwaj, Puczovska, Holy Marcus Empire, Balzaria, Beladev, Shin-Hachioji, ZimRobwe, Choistan, Yukti, Misthas, Bonjoura, US of Lalaland, Prydania, Universal State Formula, Marxist Luxembourg, Ilisseia, Maott, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, David Davidson, Cairnben, Pasargad, Azzarel, Aroa, Free Culture, Dopeland420, Itallitopia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ostrolia, Kyoki Chudoku, Kolorland, Arimbia, Outer Egorniand, Wunderstrafanstalt, Atheenos, Detrivania, LostLegion, Ozstan, Atain, Guyomartand, Western Vapia, North Armatas, Shibutani, Pradovnia, Wilkshire, The Syca, Vincone Cae, Lower Nubia, Phualand, Zupla, Brysto, Ausnakulia, East Wushen, The Transhuman Union, Helix Labs, East Supple Lund, Govornia, Wills Dominion, The Gamer Party, Soviet Terran, Babacar, Musselshell, Republic remmnant, United States of Medford, Zokk, Pleroma Sans Romans, Phoronu, Reylands, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Viridiann, Saugeria, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Prospit, Memeosan, Northern Glory, Sea Ghost, Former English Colony, Old Emporia, Marbamaga, Mahsoobia, Misuvelia, Bearical, Empy, Avalon, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Chatheatinamopia, Kokomo Island, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Kristalmaan, Whereisthatistan, Vivanco, Zeternia, Sundred, Kulgatha, Sile Maungistan, Mesherica, Ethnon, Moose repupblic, Fizban, Elgaland-Vargaland, Hyperbanus, Morrazan, Nug Life, Yemet, Hrysos, Oktavio, Nexia, Montarc, Anna Airters, Arstungry, Sunaiya, New Dele, New Eleria, Amauri, West Sylvania, Rosewood-, Lunallian, El Fiji Grande, Elianzonia, Avemterra, Kobagia, Arquan, Velon, Amestris-Britannia, Loptous, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Daiz, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Supercarriers, Tarr-Nation, Ibiscaton, New Austra, Heminaw, New Pruessen, Mount Timbers, Astronomical, Kasazzastan, Breduria, WhyNotRepublic, Greater Pittsburgh, Fantasque, New Bremerton, Magorostan, Federation Terra Australis, Nova Trieste, Bojacks and Jills, The Rhein States, Dragonar, Plasir Grand, NationTownState, Jasminlandia, The Most Freedom Ever, Islamic Cali, Saint Sous, Acrabinnia, AGoodPlace, Kalimora Aire, Dawn Guard, Torakuen, United Asgardian States, Renzic, The Reorganized Sith Empire, Kuda1, Nuova Belgica, Bananaaaaa, Utopotia, Ninjak30, Cinnibar, Blackphir, Spartoptia, Orenmark, Habanan, Ecronentia, Ediola, Easternryke, Chopia, Niradans, Radicaster, Steraz, Orven, Newpromisedland, Gurou, The Serdey Islands, Valhalla123, Vexilia, ISOP, Ara Antrizuls, Fun time land of Fun, British Bayonet, Agharya, Cool game nation, Central Ryal, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Indo-Pacifica, Minuda, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Dylanana, Partax, Lectionstan, Nokias, Heken, Texas States, Lamuell, Sinelona, Mazeoftime, Pinguioris, The Discipled, The Austro Germanic Union, Indiana Hoosier nation, The Bloodline of the Angels, Titanianapolis, United States of Americanas, Kalatona, New Aka UNIA Lance, North Bratislava, Kirank, Willifusland, Narfin Farfins, Mariadne, Gilakistan, Dyrenell, Votak Matim, Yummy Blubber, Altivia, Changjo, Napnomadia, Zumlandia, Rogue 1880, Kuveria, Asgardira, Guer Aike, Omnistria, The Windmilluminati, Novaray, Analomink, Mathtopia, Lemniscata, Sheldanada, Surikatia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Dreadton, The Pantheons, The South Falls, Ieprus, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ham Federation, Rwekazaland, Odrinia, Allison In Chains, Riversedge, Fascist Democracy, Fengate, Mitrales, Foxsoco, Zeno-sama, Alunya, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Orado, Dillhole Land, Saint Alaric, New us ville, The West United States, Drusselstein, Illichiana, The AP Republic, Get Away From Me, Union of Austria-Hungary, Aetulia, New Pacifian Territory, Brettenia, Solmetria, The Soviet States of Europe, Nyctia, VNA, Egalico, Zankioa, Elder Realms, Aeolist, Eslua, Raseus, Mhelon, Saimatsu, Axstahl, Beautifil Russia of The Future, Fayyayid, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Ischyri Thelis, Saturns Edge, Spunkland, Novare Res, Romania-Moldavia, Angwayster, Norostilors, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Beta Centauri B3, Plangainer, Cors Evia, Moisus, Verderiesdre, Storland, Tsardom of Leonlandia, British Pacific Islands, Rydeum, Haor Chall, Ejhsa, Bananoonza, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, Abject Ludicrosity, Aldros, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, Ikea Rike, Cobrakia, Thornisk, Free Azzaca, 2 and 2 is Fish, Aeviternus, Centromuria, Loutsland, Tamgu, Catopia2, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Conservadoria, Test for a new hope, San Xavier, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Austurasia, North Altatude, Antityranicals, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Alpinea, Ajibola, Banabistan, Chilean 1st Reich, Constantinolia, Glurponia, Pauliestien, Makersaulache, United Brazilians states, Xzavia-Hjar, Debussy, Nordic-British Union, Alcaryia, Alepuble, Australente, Aquila Islands, Enworbia, Eastalandia, Eternal Dreams, Bopolisc, Elestrum, United Non-Southern American Empire, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Brivlan, Penrith, Runeda, Princely Irbis, Zuhoiden, Great Javadwipa, Etrurica, Cuyan, Seenvorland, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, New Flos, Dramanian, Arkenistan, Kenatara, Nazgard, Grimandia, Nouvelle Libertalia, New Octicarg, ChristianVille of the USA, Duerrlewang, Sova Scotia, Lesbian Femdom, The European Unity Council, Tellavinna, Some Random TNP Nation, Solidair, Quebekistand, Amaganset, Yabkhu, McMasterdonia, Espanto, Logic and Rationality, Frie Annium, Warcaa, Miruma, U S Eh, Delmak, Impler, The Stratosphere Islands, Aca Nur Unittle, Baldova, Great Robertia, Alusten, Racoda, and Ponantine.

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