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The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo

“Prevail through Food, Wisdom and Liberty”

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Location: The North Pacific


Malta Comino Gozo

Population8.46 billion

LeaderRobert Abela

AnimalSloth Bear

The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.46 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 219,380 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, Malta Comino Gozo is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 98,038th in the world and 4,324th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,001.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84thMost Influential: 210thNicest Citizens: 728thMost Compassionate Citizens: 776thMost Cheerful Citizens: 957thMost Pacifist: 1,018thBest Weather: 1,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,279thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,415thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,430thMost Devout: 1,952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,967thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,987thMost Cultured: 2,013thTop
Largest Governments: 2,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,353rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,365thLowest Crime Rates: 2,410thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,428thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,567thSafest: 2,590thHealthiest Citizens: 2,783rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,904thMost Inclusive: 3,113thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,177thMost Developed: 3,326thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,836thSmartest Citizens: 4,206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,582ndRudest Citizens: 4,824thHighest Average Incomes: 4,888thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,978thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,324thHighest Economic Output: 8,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,500thMost Stationary: 10,974thNudest: 11,265thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,804th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionBest Weather: 84th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 128th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 144th in the regionSafest: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 161st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 171st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 190th in the regionMost Developed: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 215th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 220th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 236th in the regionMost Stationary: 246th in the regionRudest Citizens: 254th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 258th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 258th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 309th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 376th in the regionNudest: 416th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 495th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 556th in the regionLargest Populations: 610th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 845th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 898th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 985th in the region

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