The Kingdom of Malulota is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Ramadmis II with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.117 billion Malulotans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mandora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Malulotan economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,947 Rodins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 463,231 per year while the poor average 34,454, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Rodin battlesuits, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and children often kick Hunadas Deer for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malulota's national animal is the Hunadas Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tealism.

Malulota is ranked 57,034^th in the world and 22^nd in Barbaria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,222.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.