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The Holy Empire of Malvator

“Malvator magnum et liberum”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Reyno de Navarra

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Malvator

Population14.632 billion

CapitalNabuu
LeaderHoly Emperor Sir War I
FaithRoman Catholic Apostolic Christianity

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalTortoise

The Holy Empire of Malvator is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Sir War I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.632 billion Emiajianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nabuu. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiajiano economy, worth a remarkable 3,535 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,604 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and many friends and relatives of Holy Emperor Sir War I have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvator's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Apostolic Christianity.

Malvator is ranked 261,657th in the world and 3rd in Reyno de Navarra for Most Stationary, with 14.63639341048 days.

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Most Devout: 1,031stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,424thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,109thLargest Mining Sector: 2,358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,410thLowest Crime Rates: 2,645thMost Armed: 2,662ndLargest Black Market: 2,924thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,706thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,304thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,668thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,084thLargest Governments: 5,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,677thHighest Economic Output: 5,750thHighest Average Incomes: 5,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,573rdMost Cultured: 8,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,641stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,820thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,875thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,621stMost Patriotic: 10,671stMost Developed: 12,499thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,725thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,879thMost Authoritarian: 20,747thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,088thLargest Retail Industry: 22,122ndSmartest Citizens: 22,740thLargest Populations: 27,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,355th

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