The Most Dignified Geisha of Mameha is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.643 billion Geishas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Geisha economy, worth 973 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 112,609 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mameha's national animal is the Crane, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mameha is ranked 251,316^th in the world and 2^nd in Nippon for Most Extreme, scoring 10.31 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.