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The Bikini Clad Hotties of MarilynMonroenia

“We know how to fill out a bikini.” Loralei Lee

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku



Population3.386 billion

LeaderLoralei Lee

CurrencyDouble D's

The Bikini Clad Hotties of MarilynMonroenia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Loralei Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.386 billion Blondes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SomeLikeItHot. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MarilynMonroenian economy, worth 536 trillion Double D's a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,363 Double D's, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, the leaders of MarilynMonroenia are given the nod by their predecessors, books are so highly regarded in MarilynMonroenia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MarilynMonroenia's national animal is the Arthur-Miller, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beauty-ism.

MarilynMonroenia is ranked 120,932nd in the world and 177th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -14.24 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,114thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,568thNudest: 3,232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,110thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,288thMost Cultured: 5,125thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,454thMost Inclusive: 6,456thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,545thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,666thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,985thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,306thLargest Black Market: 10,497thHighest Average Incomes: 10,695thMost Secular: 11,427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,347thMost Developed: 12,630thMost Efficient Economies: 12,833rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,897thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,794thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,921st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Average: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Nudest: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the region

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