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The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite

“Gokigenyou onee sama”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Anime

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Marimite

Population33.308 billion

CapitalMarimite City
LeaderYumi Fukuzawa
FaithAtheism

Currencygokigenyou
Animalbara

The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yumi Fukuzawa with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.308 billion Marimiteans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marimite City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Marimitean economy, worth a remarkable 8,167 trillion gokigenyous a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 245,201 gokigenyous, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marimite's national animal is the bara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Marimite is ranked 207,543rd in the world and 75th in Anime for Fattest Citizens, with 0.81 Obesity Rate.

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Most Pacifist: 4thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4thSafest: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 6thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 8thSmartest Citizens: 10thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10thLowest Crime Rates: 11thLargest Governments: 11thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12thMost Cultured: 16thLongest Average Lifespans: 17thNicest Citizens: 21stHealthiest Citizens: 24thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28thLargest Welfare Programs: 29thBest Weather: 32ndMost Inclusive: 33rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59thMost Cheerful Citizens: 107thMost Rebellious Youth: 119thMost Stationary: 328thHighest Economic Output: 666thMost Secular: 827thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,086thLargest Populations: 1,320thMost Influential: 1,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,719thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,597thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,071stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,662nd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, Marimite's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, lavish state dinners in Marimite City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Marimite, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.

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