The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Yumi Fukuzawa with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.687 billion Marimiteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marimite City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Marimitean economy, worth a remarkable 9,375 trillion gokigenyous a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 219,642 gokigenyous, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Marimite's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marimite's national animal is the bara, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Marimite is ranked 9^th in the world and 1^st in Anime for Safest, scoring 313.15 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.