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The Pizza Loving Queendom of Maritza Ramos

“If you want more pizza, vote for Maritza.” Maritza Ramos

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Series and movies

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Maritza Ramos

Population2.853 billion

CapitalLitchfield
LeaderMaritza Ramos

CurrencyCredit
AnimalUnicorn

The Pizza Loving Queendom of Maritza Ramos is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Maritza Ramos with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.853 billion fanboys are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Litchfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Maritzan economy, worth 393 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 137,930 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 895,876 per year while the poor average 8,463, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Maritza Ramos isn't what it used to be, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Maritza Ramos's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Maritza Ramos is ranked 169,974th in the world and 4th in Series and movies for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 189.71 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 760thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 825thFattest Citizens: 1,338thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,824thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,195thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,292ndMost Primitive: 2,934thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,670thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,089thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,585thMost Efficient Economies: 4,944thHighest Crime Rates: 4,987thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,308thNicest Citizens: 5,544thMost Inclusive: 6,929thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,449thMost Pacifist: 9,046thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,570thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,040thRudest Citizens: 10,307thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,603rdLargest Black Market: 12,229thLargest Retail Industry: 13,449thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,767thHighest Drug Use: 15,112thHighest Average Incomes: 16,404thMost Devout: 18,869th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, Maritza Ramos isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, card collectors duel to the death.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol.
  • : Following new legislation in Maritza Ramos, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.

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