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The Grand Duchy of Marldeep

“Eh, whatever”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Wysteria

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Marldeep

Population46.285 billion

CapitalHorstgraben
LeaderFirst Chief Havelock Danelaw

CurrencyKronkite
AnimalWoolly Rhino

The Grand Duchy of Marldeep is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by First Chief Havelock Danelaw with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 46.285 billion Marldeepians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horstgraben. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Marldeepian economy, worth an astonishing 30,236 trillion Kronkites a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 653,273 Kronkites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, pigs can fly but only in Economy Class, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime is totally unknown. Marldeep's national animal is the Woolly Rhino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marldeep is ranked 7,827th in the world and 13th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,218.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Economic Output: 41stHighest Disposable Incomes: 42ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44thMost Efficient Economies: 47thLargest Insurance Industry: 57thLargest Publishing Industry: 60thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 63rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 79thSmartest Citizens: 108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 113thHighest Poor Incomes: 126thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 126thHighest Average Incomes: 161stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 181stLargest Mining Sector: 200thMost Developed: 239thHealthiest Citizens: 243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 261stLargest Agricultural Sector: 368thLeast Corrupt Governments: 454thMost Cultured: 465thLargest Populations: 466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 549thMost Secular: 597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 815thLargest Gambling Industry: 909thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,183rdHighest Food Quality: 1,203rdLargest Governments: 1,299thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,491stMost Avoided: 1,615thRudest Citizens: 1,658thLargest Retail Industry: 1,913thSafest: 2,345thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,044thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,179thMost Patriotic: 4,666thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,536thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,845thMost Influential: 6,347thLowest Crime Rates: 7,182ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,827thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,250thTop
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Most Inclusive: 24,259thMost Armed: 24,828th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, pigs can fly but only in Economy Class.
  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Marldeep was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Marldeep, war vets look after war animals.

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