Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: France
Population | 24.381 billion |
Currency | euro |
Animal | serpant |
The Paradisiaque of Martinique is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning serpant population. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.381 billion Martiniqueans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.
The strong Martiniquean economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,649 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Meat-eating is frowned upon, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Martinique has found 2 easter eggs), and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Martinique's national animal is the serpant.
Martinique is ranked 192,278th in the world and 18th in France for Most Stationary, with 58.25758771512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Martinique's influence in France rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Martinique's influence in France rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Martinique's influence in France rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Martinique's influence in France rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Martinique relocated from Lazarus to France.
- : Martinique was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Martinique ceased to exist in France.
- : Martinique was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Paxum, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Martinique was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Paxum, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Martinique was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Paxum, killing 2 million zombies.