by Max Barry

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The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany

“God, Liberty, Capitalism”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: 10000 Islands


Marxist Germany

Population6.152 billion

LeaderMarkus Neumann


The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.152 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,667 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, the rich are forced to sell their houses to pay for more police to prevent their houses from being burgled, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 244,841st in the world and 1,032nd in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 5.84 Whatever.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 265thRudest Citizens: 323rdLargest Retail Industry: 388thMost Devout: 495thMost Influential: 792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,150thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,439thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,454thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,844thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,928thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,592ndMost Cultured: 3,565thSmartest Citizens: 4,690thHighest Average Incomes: 5,146thMost Efficient Economies: 5,289thMost Developed: 7,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,134thHealthiest Citizens: 9,325thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,124thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,682ndHighest Economic Output: 13,401stLargest Insurance Industry: 13,950thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,785thSafest: 15,979thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,247thMost Pro-Market: 22,500th
Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 103rd in the region

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