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The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany

“God, Liberty, Capitalism”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands


Marxist Germany

Population4.68 billion

LeaderMarkus Neumann


The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.68 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 992 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,980 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, German-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 166,313th in the world and 1,340th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.43 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 149thRudest Citizens: 525thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 818thMost Devout: 831stLargest Retail Industry: 896thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,945thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,367thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,606thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,064thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,300thMost Efficient Economies: 3,536thMost Cultured: 4,336thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,449thMost Influential: 4,823rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,342ndSmartest Citizens: 5,548thMost Developed: 6,800thHealthiest Citizens: 7,015thSafest: 7,972ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,314thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,557thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,304thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,370thMost Inclusive: 14,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,580thLargest Governments: 15,691stHighest Economic Output: 17,068thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,163rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 121st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the regionSafest: 151st in the region

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