“God, Liberty, Capitalism”
|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: 10000 Islands
The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.68 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 992 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,980 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, German-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, German-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
- : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Marxist Germany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
- : Marxist Germany was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Emulini.
- : Marxist Germany was endorsed by The Republic of Ilfarasia.
- : Marxist Germany was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Zyrcrestia.
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