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The Constitutional Monarchy of Marxist Germany Telegrammer

“Telegramming for Marxist Germany”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The United Federations


Marxist Germany Telegrammer

Population363 million


The Constitutional Monarchy of Marxist Germany Telegrammer is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 363 million Marxist Germany Telegrammerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The very strong Marxist Germany Telegrammerian economy, worth 18.7 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 51,453 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 214,070 per year while the poor average 8,089, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

Trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts, contestants on Marxist Germany Telegrammer's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, people caught mistreating Marxist Germany Telegrammer's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Marxist Germany Telegrammer's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Marxist Germany Telegrammer is ranked 105,837th in the world and 153rd in The United Federations for Most Developed, scoring 50.4 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 6,956thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,783rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,621stMost Primitive: 11,776thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,457thMost Avoided: 12,781stHighest Crime Rates: 13,441stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,793rdFattest Citizens: 15,515th
Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the region

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