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The %%The United Federations%% of Marxist Germany Telegrammer

“Telegramming for Marxist Germany”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The United Federations


Marxist Germany Telegrammer

Population2.01 billion


The %%The United Federations%% of Marxist Germany Telegrammer is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.01 billion Marxist Germany Telegrammerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Marxist Germany Telegrammerian economy, worth 114 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 57,047 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,135 per year while the poor average 11,271, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Marxist Germany Telegrammer Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, and videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Marxist Germany Telegrammer's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Marxist Germany Telegrammer is ranked 86,848th in the world and 137th in The United Federations for Highest Average Incomes, with 57,047.13 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Mining Sector: 7,578thTop
Most Avoided: 13,192ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,996thMost Primitive: 17,322ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,493rdMost Pro-Market: 17,892ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,122nd
Most Pro-Market: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the region

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