“Pizza is healthy” Jimmy
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Capital||New Luxembourg City|
The Republic of Marxist Luxembourg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.364 billion Marxist Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Marxist Luxembourgian economy, worth 701 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,804 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,723 per year while the poor average 40,623, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.
Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marxist Luxembourg's national animal is the Luxembourgish Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jimmyism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Marxist Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Marxist Luxembourg was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Notorious Mad Jack.
- : Marxist Luxembourg endorsed The Empire of Great Robertia.
- : Marxist Luxembourg endorsed The Federation of U S Eh.
- : Marxist Luxembourg endorsed The Republic of The Stratosphere Islands.
- : Marxist Luxembourg endorsed The Empire of Orven.
- : Marxist Luxembourg endorsed The Republic of Miruma.
- : Marxist Luxembourg endorsed The Kingdom of Frie Annium.
- : Marxist Luxembourg endorsed The Kianese Empire of McMasterdonia.
- : Marxist Luxembourg was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
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