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The Republic of Marxist Luxembourg

“Pizza is healthy” Jimmy

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Marxist Luxembourg

Population4.364 billion

CapitalNew Luxembourg City

AnimalLuxembourgish Bear

The Republic of Marxist Luxembourg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.364 billion Marxist Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist Luxembourgian economy, worth 701 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,804 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,723 per year while the poor average 40,623, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marxist Luxembourg's national animal is the Luxembourgish Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jimmyism.

Marxist Luxembourg is ranked 18,858th in the world and 1,044th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 76.51 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 605thMost Influential: 948thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,899thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,561stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,070thLargest Black Market: 4,111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,425thMost Conservative: 4,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,512thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,878thHighest Average Incomes: 10,332ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,684thMost Efficient Economies: 12,060thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,138thMost Authoritarian: 12,890thLargest Governments: 15,096th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 127th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 153rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 208th in the regionMost Conservative: 280th in the regionMost Influential: 356th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 421st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 453rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 465th in the regionMost Stationary: 498th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 503rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 553rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 587th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 633rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 649th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 713th in the region

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