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The Swedish Death Metalocracy of Marzoniche

“This land was never given; we built this on our own!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: PCM Nirn

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Marzoniche

Population4.596 billion

CapitalNew Gothenburg
LeaderDuchess Korun Skyrazer

Currencymetal album
Animalwyvern

The Swedish Death Metalocracy of Marzoniche is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Duchess Korun Skyrazer with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and feral children. The compassionate population of 4.596 billion Marzonicheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gothenburg. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Marzonichean economy, worth 820 trillion metal albums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,513 metal albums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marzoniche's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marzoniche's national animal is the wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marzoniche is ranked 19,311th in the world and 3rd in PCM Nirn for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,382.4 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Armed: 3,735thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,439thMost Cultured: 4,663rdLargest Governments: 4,971stMost Developed: 5,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,101stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,117thHighest Food Quality: 5,475thMost Patriotic: 5,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,333rdMost Inclusive: 6,445thSmartest Citizens: 6,527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,714thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,786thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,412thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,071stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,519thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,877thHighest Average Incomes: 9,924thLowest Crime Rates: 9,973rdMost Secular: 11,486thHealthiest Citizens: 11,603rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,888thSafest: 11,938thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,369thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,372ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,404thNicest Citizens: 16,422ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,799thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,925thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,392ndLargest Welfare Programs: 19,311thBest Weather: 19,876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,452ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,096th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, Marzoniche's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Marzoniche withdrew its endorsement from The Federated Kingdom of Romaniafield.
  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, contestants on Marzoniche's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Marzoniche, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.

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