by Max Barry

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The Kingdom of Matolne

“Wolność i Równość” Mtol III

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population3.253 billion

CapitalMtol city
LeaderMtol III


The Kingdom of Matolne is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mtol III with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and lack of airports. The compassionate, devout population of 3.253 billion Matolneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mtol city. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Matolnean economy, worth 338 trillion Mtols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,910 Mtols, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Matolne's national animal is the Patyczak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mtolmizm.

Matolne is ranked 23,132nd in the world and 1,251st in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 116.5 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 947thMost Influential: 1,358thTop
Best Weather: 5,898thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,772ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,555thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,397thMost Developed: 9,474thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,489thNicest Citizens: 9,823rdMost Inclusive: 9,868thHealthiest Citizens: 10,002ndHighest Drug Use: 10,566thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,742ndMost Cultured: 12,177thMost Average: 12,612thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,238th
Most Average: 246th in the regionBest Weather: 320th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 339th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 443rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 449th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 506th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 509th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Influential: 540th in the regionMost Developed: 547th in the regionNicest Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Inclusive: 585th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 594th in the regionMost Cultured: 595th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 711th in the regionMost Stationary: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Matolne, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Matolne, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Matolne, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over.
  • : Matolne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Matolne voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
  • : Following new legislation in Matolne, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Matolne, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Matolne, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Matolne, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names.
  • : Following new legislation in Matolne, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » Territorio di Nessuno, Highton Islands, Corfad, Shin-Hachioji, United Draconia, Siwale, Shibutani, Sunto, Universal State Formula, Notyoutopia, Buckerino, Wineclaw, Kwaj, Koda-Land, PlanetPunk, Q w e r t y, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Holy Oranz, Sil Dorsett, Sacrento, The Gamer Party, Diodone, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, Atain, Zeternia, Sundred, Empy, Former English Colony, SORT, Guslantis, Ethnon, Pallaith, Wodan, Maott, Moubarakistan, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Misuvelia, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Arstungry, Spartoptia, and 103 others.New Lakemba, General COE, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Niradans, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Cloydicia, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Pleroma Sans Romans, Unsophisticate, Amauri, Hong Kong Empire, Federation Terra Australis, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Lunallian, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Zumlandia, The South Falls, Yukti, The Windmilluminati, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Steraz, Pasargad, Alunya, Ainsworth, Ozstan, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Egalico, Solmetria, Torakuen, Joodey, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Unimaginable Doom, Frances Francis the First of France, Ejhsa, Haor Chall, Victoriaans Nederlands, Lomjia, Valhalla123, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, Loutsland, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Kobagia, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Runeda, Daiz, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, New Octicarg, Orado, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Fizban, Frie Annium, Miruma, Babacar, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Great Robertia, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Kaschovia, Tamgu, Francois Isidore, Zokk, Darcania, and Gorundu.

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