The Federation of Matsalu National Park is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 865 million Matsalu National Parkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Matsalu National Parkian economy, worth 65.8 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,055 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Matsalu National Park's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Matsalu National Park is ranked 68,704^th in the world and 4^th in National Parks of Estonia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,968.31 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.