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The Fatigue of Mauerkrankheit

“Mauerkrankheit”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the Pacific

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Mauerkrankheit

Population10.425 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalEagle

The Fatigue of Mauerkrankheit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.425 billion Mauerkrankheitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mauerkrankheitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,133 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauerkrankheit's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mauerkrankheit is ranked 84,083rd in the world and 826th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,551.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,364thLargest Mining Sector: 15,590thTop
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Largest Black Market: 18,938thMost Patriotic: 21,050thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,809thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26,345thMost Pacifist: 27,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,080thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,197thHighest Economic Output: 27,595thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,990thMost Authoritarian: 32,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34,387th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 105th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 148th in the regionMost Patriotic: 174th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 190th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 201st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Devout: 253rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionLargest Populations: 353rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 358th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.
  • : Mauerkrankheit was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauerkrankheit, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.

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