The Dictatorship of Mayonital is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Faldo Timo with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.614 billion Mayonitalians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Mayonitalian economy, worth 161 trillion New Bitirs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,807 New Bitirs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,317 per year while the poor average 16,482, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, President Faldo Timo has just been declared ruler of Mayonital in an international press conference, Mayonital has designated Mexico City as its capital city, and the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mayonital's national animal is the Western Mayonitalian Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Mayonital is ranked 261,786^th in the world and 7^th in 2026 and Beyond for Nudest, with 58.5 cheeks per square mile.