Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Lazarus
Population | 10.172 billion |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Eagle |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Maztetrua is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.172 billion Maztetruans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Maztetruan economy, worth a remarkable 2,509 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,680 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maztetrua's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Maztetrua is ranked 78,689th in the world and 819th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 615.0413077622 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Maztetrua was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Maztetrua, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Maztetrua, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Maztetrua, citizens can freely debate whether Leader is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in Maztetrua, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Maztetrua, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
- : Maztetrua was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Maztetrua, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Maztetrua, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Maztetrua, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.