The Rogue Nation of Mcdonalds hamburger is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dave with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.982 billion Mcdonalds hamburgerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mcdonalds hamburgerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Toes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 251,980 Toes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Mcdonalds hamburger City, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mcdonalds hamburger's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dave.

Mcdonalds hamburger is ranked 9,021^st in the world and 253^rd in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,969.68 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.