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The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland

“I'm lovin' it” Ronald McDonald

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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McDonaldsland

Population12.724 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyMcPenny
AnimalMcNugget

The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.724 billion McCitizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,087 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,660 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,604,146 per year while the poor average 14,165, a ratio of 113 to 1.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 207,455th in the world and 10,064th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 8.2 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 440thMost Devout: 628thLargest Insurance Industry: 654thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 655thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 665thFattest Citizens: 719thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 951stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 998thLargest Mining Sector: 1,058thLargest Retail Industry: 1,067thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,089thMost Avoided: 1,207thMost Influential: 1,294thLargest Black Market: 1,323rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,441stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,685thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,265thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,917thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,606thHighest Average Incomes: 3,697thHighest Economic Output: 3,926thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,037thMost Efficient Economies: 6,753rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,899thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,879thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,048thLargest Governments: 15,908thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,141stLargest Populations: 18,541stRudest Citizens: 19,599th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 294th in the regionLargest Populations: 344th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 355th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 528th in the regionRudest Citizens: 553rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 619th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 740th in the regionLargest Governments: 746th in the regionMost Conservative: 819th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 845th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 193 » Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Prydania, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Sunto, Loutsland, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Omnistria, Siwale, Zumlandia, Kasazzastan, Daiz, Pallaith, Pasargad, Trillius, New Octicarg, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Koda-Land, Sundred, Kwaj, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, 1 very fast endotarter, Bearical, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Steampunk Ariel, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, Shadowrik, Gnomewatchers, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Iron Lions, Selfgradatude, Moubarakistan, The Stratosphere Islands, Joodey, Glurponia, PlanetPunk, Abject Ludicrosity, Frances Francis the First of France, and 143 others.Nordic-British Union, Xentherida, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, United Kahndaq, Clan Spaniel, Yukti, Pazair, New Lakemba, Tachycardia, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Orado, Maott, Pleroma Sans Romans, Terban Kedah, Fraguale Cothe, Ravendi, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Valhalla123, Easternryke, Castle Federation, Empy, Ethnon, Palgo, Kulgatha, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Lungha, Fendlium, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Hamerica, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Wilkshire, Valatic Ash, Xagill, South Almyra, Noahs Second Country, Serendipita Martia, Dakota Territories, Universal State Formula, Hyphen, JMingozela, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, Woodsend, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Lucedeia, Psychotic Vegans, Votak Matim, Xyrron, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Memenaide, Ihese, Prevaland, Diodone, Crader, SORT, Plangainer, Nisastria, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Malta Comino Gozo, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Antiyard, Nistriabar, The Most Freedom Ever, Ereena, Unshleepd, Kobagia, Schnuftelland, Nationeer, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Californian Redwood, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Rescadra, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Iztocna Slavija, Timothea, Zzozona, Hoglands, Plutayah, Veast, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Kocherian, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Arbor Marshes, Simone Republic, Fayyayid, Brucklania, Arichia, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Borsukia, Solcius, New Jamgra, Animu Place, The New Cordian Empire, Madjack, Hipstoll, Ihsan, Eschatosia, Innocentic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Franklin Jacksons Canada, Illusia and Neverendia, Cucuville, Eastern Cous Empria, Buckhem, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, U S Eh, and Free Nation of Hong Kong.

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