The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.119 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,591 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 233,104 McPennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 855,285 per year while the poor average 44,971, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, Ronald McDonald is worshipped as a god, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 159,590^th in the world and 8,309^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 13.29 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.