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The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland

“I'm lovin' it” Ronald McDonald

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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McDonaldsland

Population11.119 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyMcPenny
AnimalMcNugget

The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.119 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,591 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 233,104 McPennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 855,285 per year while the poor average 44,971, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, Ronald McDonald is worshipped as a god, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 159,590th in the world and 8,309th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 13.29 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 374thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 620thMost Devout: 646thFattest Citizens: 744thLargest Insurance Industry: 791stLargest Black Market: 892ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 920thLargest Retail Industry: 959thLargest Mining Sector: 972ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 973rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,022ndMost Avoided: 1,167thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,394thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,600thMost Influential: 1,615thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,769thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,977thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,094thHighest Average Incomes: 3,622ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,893rdHighest Economic Output: 4,296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,984thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,245thMost Conservative: 9,479thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,679thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,602ndLargest Governments: 16,358thRudest Citizens: 16,400th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 223rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 285th in the regionLargest Populations: 359th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 376th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 500th in the regionMost Conservative: 533rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 576th in the regionMost Influential: 615th in the regionRudest Citizens: 649th in the regionLargest Governments: 773rd in the regionMost Extreme: 804th in the region

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