“I'm lovin' it” Ronald McDonald
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.724 billion McCitizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.8%.
The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,087 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 242,660 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,604,146 per year while the poor average 14,165, a ratio of 113 to 1.
A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Democratic States of Free Nation of Hong Kong.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Federation of U S Eh.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Principia Mathematica.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Andexia.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Buckhem.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Confederacy of Eastern Cous Empria.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Republic of Cucuville.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Undying Absolutist Kingdom of Illusia and Neverendia.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Federation of Franklin Jacksons Canada.
- : McDonaldsland was endorsed by The Unitary Democracy of Amerian States.
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