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The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland

“I'm lovin' it” Ronald McDonald

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population14.04 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald


The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.04 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,522 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 250,861 McPennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Skyscrapers get built in just days, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 240,546th in the world and 10,049th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -18.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 442ndMost Devout: 613thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 643rdLargest Insurance Industry: 719thFattest Citizens: 722ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 788thLargest Mining Sector: 833rdLargest Retail Industry: 835thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,016thLargest Black Market: 1,064thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,132ndMost Avoided: 1,305thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,857thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,860thMost Influential: 1,967thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,465thHighest Economic Output: 3,622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,089thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,469thMost Efficient Economies: 6,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,981stRudest Citizens: 7,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,763rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,049thMost Conservative: 10,475thTop
Largest Governments: 15,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,832ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,281stLargest Populations: 18,219thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,075th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 244th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 272nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 324th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 363rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 435th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 534th in the regionMost Influential: 749th in the regionLargest Governments: 782nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 835th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 881st in the region

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