Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: Far East Oriental Federation
The Empire of Mechabuel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A4Mecha with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.24 billion Mechabuelians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilldon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Mechabuelian economy, worth 435 trillion Rocks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 194,460 Rocks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,442,287 per year while the poor average 7,804, a ratio of 184 to 1.
Glassy-eyed Mechabuelian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, smart fridges sing the praises of Maltianity for fear of being iced, and declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing A4Mecha to progressive thinkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mechabuel's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Maltianity.
Mechabuel is ranked 60,305th in the world and 78th in Far East Oriental Federation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,186.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Mechabuel, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing A4Mecha to progressive thinkers.
- : Following new legislation in
Mechabuel, smart fridges sing the praises of Maltianity for fear of being iced.
- : Following new legislation in
Mechabuel, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in
Mechabuel, glassy-eyed Mechabuelian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
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Mechabuel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Mechabuel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in
Mechabuel, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'.
- : Following new legislation in
Mechabuel, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in
Mechabuel, public urination is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in
Mechabuel, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Vanuzgard,
Expos,
Ceresterra,
Cambodu,
Awesomeness,
Zavyalychy,
Namvosk,
Karcasone,
Bernandium,
Saschen-Rhineland,
Lavendilia, and
Bineka.