The United Kingdom of Med Carimooniyurland is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 479 million Med Carimooniyurlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Med Carimooniyurlandian economy, worth 25.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,366 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Med Carimooniyurland's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Med Carimooniyurland is ranked 199,746^th in the world and 12^th in Austin Texa storage for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 914.94 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.