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The Bavarium Producer of Medici Empire

“Pace, Derecte, Securitate, Prosperitate” General Sebastiano Di Ravello

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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators


Medici Empire

Population3.106 billion

CapitalCitate Di Ravello
LeaderGeneral Sebastiano Di Ravello

AnimalMedician Bull

The Bavarium Producer of Medici Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Sebastiano Di Ravello with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.106 billion Medicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citate Di Ravello. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Medician economy, worth 726 trillion Medicias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 234,058 Medicias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 693,878 per year while the poor average 61,975, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Atheists are heavily taxed, airport security is provided by private companies, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medici Empire's national animal is the Medician Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Medici Empire is ranked 127,859th in the world and 170th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,146.95 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,347thTop
Most Influential: 2,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,670thLowest Crime Rates: 3,716thHighest Average Incomes: 4,241stLargest Mining Sector: 4,314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,762ndLargest Black Market: 5,239thMost Efficient Economies: 5,433rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,771stLargest Governments: 7,110thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,923rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,939thSmartest Citizens: 10,625thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,589thMost Avoided: 13,647thLargest Retail Industry: 14,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,623rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,885thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,706thMost Devout: 18,684thMost Developed: 20,447thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,516thMost Conservative: 23,880th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the region

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