The Coping Mechanism of Mediocre Talents is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by App A Thetik with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.54 billion Mediocrites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Languorous Daydream. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mediocre Talentsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,434 trillion Toothpicks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,933 Toothpicks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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Mediocre Talents is ranked 6,241^st in the world and 98^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.2 law-abiding acts per hour.