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The Socialist Empire of Meedvheyt

“Loyalty and Dedication ensure our Victory.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Meedvheyt

Population17.574 billion

CapitalMoskava
LeaderOur Autarch

CurrencyVyet
AnimalBear

The Socialist Empire of Meedvheyt is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Our Autarch with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.574 billion Meedvheytians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskava. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Meedvheytian economy, worth a remarkable 3,862 trillion Vyets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 219,786 Vyets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meedvheyt's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meedvheyt is ranked 60,760th in the world and 898th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 758.9326045606 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 602ndLowest Crime Rates: 613thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 790thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 875thLargest Governments: 1,036thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,206thMost Developed: 1,229thSafest: 1,257thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,579thHealthiest Citizens: 1,654thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,801stMost Secular: 1,914thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,536thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,783rdBest Weather: 2,854thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,621stSmartest Citizens: 3,629thHighest Food Quality: 3,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,814thHighest Economic Output: 5,030thMost Inclusive: 5,212thMost Efficient Economies: 5,283rdMost Cultured: 5,369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,027thHighest Average Incomes: 7,766thMost Influential: 8,794thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,894thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 19,966thLargest Populations: 20,515th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 89th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 98th in the regionMost Patriotic: 99th in the regionMost Inclusive: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 144th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 231st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rd in the regionLargest Populations: 326th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 446th in the region

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