The Empire of Meglomania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Simon The Magnificent with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The devout population of 3.222 billion Meglomanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meglomania City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Meglomanian economy, worth 301 trillion Vouchers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,692 Vouchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, torture is illegal, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meglomania's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Meglomania is ranked 64,849^th in the world and 1,109^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,692.28 Standard Monetary Units.