The Free Land of Meinkrampft is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 440 million Meinkrampftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teufort. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Meinkrampftian economy, worth 34.9 trillion emeralds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,302 emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is totally unknown. Meinkrampft's national animal is the spycrab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meinkrampft is ranked 28,195^th in the world and 1,442^nd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,231.06 Tourists Per Hour.