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The Free Land of Meinkrampft

“Put Dispenser Here!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific

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Meinkrampft

Population440 million

CapitalTeufort

Currencyemerald
Animalspycrab

The Free Land of Meinkrampft is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 440 million Meinkrampftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teufort. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Meinkrampftian economy, worth 34.9 trillion emeralds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,302 emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is totally unknown. Meinkrampft's national animal is the spycrab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meinkrampft is ranked 28,195th in the world and 1,442nd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,231.06 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,409thHighest Drug Use: 1,834thTop
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Most Influential: 4,119thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,179thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,134thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,279thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,605thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,772ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,801stMost Rebellious Youth: 17,914thSmartest Citizens: 19,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,762ndMost Secular: 19,849thMost Inclusive: 20,501stHealthiest Citizens: 21,929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,742ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,740th
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Highest Drug Use: 41st in the regionTop
5%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 199th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 340th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 448th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 644th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 824th in the regionNicest Citizens: 863rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 882nd in the regionNudest: 893rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 958th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 988th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Meinkrampft voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Following new legislation in Meinkrampft, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Meinkrampft, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Meinkrampft, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Meinkrampft was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Meinkrampft voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Following new legislation in Meinkrampft, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Meinkrampft, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Meinkrampft, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Meinkrampft, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 159 » Hamerica, Svenskskit, Cretox State, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Empy, Muqatil, Ellbonnia, Sikol, Lulubellia, El Fiji Grande, Fauzjhia, Navsland, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Yaorozu, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Orado, Pytong, His Enduring Majesty, Pasargad, Ethnon, Xentherida, Loutsland, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Kocherian, Dreadton, Planes, Dar es Saalam, Republica Guilleana, Corfad, Koda-Land, Former English Colony, Zzozona, Shibutani, Galbadiana, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, Territorio di Nessuno, Siwale, Wineclaw, Kazoo Basin, Shadowrik, The Tampa Bay Rays, Illusia and Neverendia, Ravendi, The Mazur Empire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 109 others.Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, Runeda, Bharathvarsh, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Patrician, Que Lukustinardon, Wilkshire, The Endless Eventide, Seenvorland, Nalver And, Selfgradatude, North Bratislava, Madjack, Star Kingdom, Sevinland, New Lakemba, Kragsgale, Port Naga, Votak Matim, Simone Republic, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Climeria, Nodnarb, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Valentine Z, 1 very fast endotarter, Andexia, Strongwill, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Sunto, Xipher, Kranostav, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Chips and Guac, KhalChicken, Barabolia, Otakus and Weebs, East Akra, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Valgarda, Seijitsu, Clan Spaniel, Odelinor, Maratabat, Greater Afroeurasia, Imperial Pieserged, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Blyskalia, UDont, Svenskan, Maott, Figyjharli, Heilhum Imperius, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, The Ultimate Republic, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Servilis, The Republic of Free Peoples, Ice and Tinian, Free Salvation, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Super Girl, Millius Prime, Xyrron, Centrialand, Wisconsota, BTProductions, San Felipe, Libertania Democratica, Holy Oranz, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Draconian Progression, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Alexander the Magnus, Viridiann, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Religioncord, Siberian Workforce, ForestMythal, Korean-Joseon, Sounq, Britle, Defense For The World Assembly, Seanat, and Tsandonown.

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