The Second Empire of Mejicanas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Augustine IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.083 billion Mejicanas are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mejicanas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The powerhouse Mejican economy, worth 727 trillion Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 80,122 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mejicanas's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cyanism.

Mejicanas is ranked 300,802^nd in the world and 105^th in Barbaria for Most Pacifist, with 6.8 cheeks turned per day.