“Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD” Leader sans underpants
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: the Rejected Realms
|Leader||Leader sans underpants|
|Faith||THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T|
The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.111 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 204,750 wayners, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 645,108 per year while the poor average 49,687, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.
The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, bins outnumber trees in city parks, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Melon feud was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Central American Socialist Republic.
- : Melon feud was endorsed by The Empire of KEP77.
- : Following new legislation in Melon feud, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
- : Melon feud voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Koem Kab".
- : Following new legislation in Melon feud, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
- : Melon feud was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Melon feud, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Melon feud, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
- : Following new legislation in Melon feud, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
- : Melon feud endorsed The Emirate of Abi-Khalif.
Endorsements Received: 57 » Zyonn, Byzant, Capitalist Paradise, Beezertopia, Crazy Firemen, Sarotte, Zavea, UKIMAR RBON, Farrakhan, The Pacific Caliphate, The Horror Channel, Hardscrabble, Fitzgeraldland, Collosuss, Franluxin, Pettlland, Aggro, Emeseses, Maazalik, Lobraunia, MargiBoof, Perfect Sublime Masters, Aqueira, Vroengard mk2, Evilness Islands, Masters86, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Fam-Friendly State, Saavir Yuvon, Euroanatolian Greece, Romosia, Heaven Fire, Raj7765, Republic of edward, Yoshiterra, Xyloqua, Arinteriswith, Andromeda Islands, Alkasia, Kijsel, OspasiA, Star Kingdom, Hazardous Space Men, Loophog nation, Marilyn Manson Freaks, Bone Fort, Lasgana island, Panormia, Kyorgia, Hollow Forest Pack, and 7 others.Holleynaga, Florin, Liberal2day, Toerana, Abi-Khalif, KEP77, and The Central American Socialist Republic.