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The Rogue Nation of Melon feud

“Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD” Leader sans underpants

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Melon feud

Population11.111 billion

CapitalpOOtie-tOOt
LeaderLeader sans underpants
FaithTHE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T

Currencywayner
Animalmule

The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.111 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 204,750 wayners, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 645,108 per year while the poor average 49,687, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, bins outnumber trees in city parks, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.

Melon feud is ranked 153,317th in the world and 4,902nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 3.02 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 184thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 615thFattest Citizens: 940thLargest Black Market: 1,042ndMost Armed: 1,274thHighest Crime Rates: 1,450thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,001stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,247thMost Avoided: 2,472ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,657thLargest Mining Sector: 2,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,998thMost Influential: 3,004thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,111thLargest Retail Industry: 3,187thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,298thRudest Citizens: 3,674thMost Efficient Economies: 3,763rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,810thMost Devout: 3,932ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,757thHighest Economic Output: 5,116thHighest Average Incomes: 5,314thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,503rdTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,768thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,309thMost Cultured: 9,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,651stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,209th
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1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 85th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 96th in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 226th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 229th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 272nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 293rd in the regionLargest Governments: 377th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Melon feud was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Central American Socialist Republic.
  • : Melon feud was endorsed by The Empire of KEP77.
  • : Following new legislation in Melon feud, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.
  • : Melon feud voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Koem Kab".
  • : Following new legislation in Melon feud, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Melon feud was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Melon feud, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Melon feud, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Melon feud, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Melon feud endorsed The Emirate of Abi-Khalif.

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