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The Rogue Nation of Melon feud

“Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD” Leader sans underpants

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms


Melon feud

Population12.875 billion

LeaderLeader sans underpants


The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.875 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 216,372 wayners, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.

Melon feud is ranked 208,495th in the world and 5,313th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -27.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 160thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 571stFattest Citizens: 961stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,250thLargest Black Market: 1,283rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,649thMost Armed: 1,704thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,406thMost Avoided: 2,651stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,871stLargest Mining Sector: 3,043rdMost Influential: 3,602ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,623rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,728thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,783rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,931stMost Devout: 4,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,263rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,341stHighest Economic Output: 4,627thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,130thHighest Average Incomes: 5,132ndRudest Citizens: 5,247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,272ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,637thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,636thMost Cultured: 8,815thMost Efficient Economies: 8,938thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,475thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,226thLargest Governments: 15,104thMost Stationary: 17,130thLargest Populations: 18,052nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionMost Avoided: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Devout: 92nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 95th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 98th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 123rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 168th in the regionMost Stationary: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 216th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 311th in the regionLargest Governments: 359th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 398th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 510th in the region

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