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The Rogue Nation of Melon feud

“Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD” Leader sans underpants

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Rejected Realms


Melon feud

Population13.336 billion

LeaderLeader sans underpants


The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.336 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,937 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 220,283 wayners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense, parking's carefree without parking car fees, there's no representation without taxation, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.

Melon feud is ranked 46,343rd in the world and 1,027th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 186.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Gambling Industry: 167thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 544thFattest Citizens: 962ndLargest Black Market: 1,112thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,573rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,026thMost Armed: 2,138thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,508thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,571stMost Avoided: 3,028thLargest Mining Sector: 3,097thMost Influential: 3,864thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,925thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,952ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,069thMost Devout: 4,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,339thHighest Economic Output: 4,438thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,746thHighest Average Incomes: 4,815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,832ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,863rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,869thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,950thRudest Citizens: 6,009thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,051stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,649thMost Cultured: 8,482ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,223rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,110thLargest Governments: 14,804thMost Stationary: 16,533rdLargest Populations: 17,812thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,189th
Largest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionMost Armed: 60th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 107th in the regionMost Devout: 111th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 111th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 126th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 139th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 146th in the regionRudest Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 159th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 192nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 244th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 298th in the regionLargest Populations: 320th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 360th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 391st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 457th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 463rd in the region

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